Lights out in @wahingtonpost newsroom (Taken with instagram)

Lights out in @wahingtonpost newsroom (Taken with instagram)

44 cloves, roasted and raw. (Taken with instagram)

44 cloves, roasted and raw. (Taken with instagram)

Chocolate bar. Bout to be cookie fodder. (Taken with instagram)

Chocolate bar. Bout to be cookie fodder. (Taken with instagram)

At the end of the day, this job is only really fun if you discover what no one else already knows.

Charles Duhigg on journalism. (via thedeadline)

absolutely. 

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Trying harder than usual not to make a googly spectacle of myself in the office. 

expressafterdeadline:

SLOTHJAMAS.

People on the internet are making pajamas for baby sloths so that the baby sloths don’t get chilled.

The first person to bring a baby sloth to our office will win a lifetime supply of gratitude and all the Express swag we can come up with.

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Plague recovery gift from John (Taken with instagram)

Plague recovery gift from John (Taken with instagram)

kind of obsessed with martha’s obsession:  vanityfair: Vanity Fair: What does he eat for regular meals?Martha Stewart: I make his food. He eats either white or brown rice that’s steamed with peas, carrots, string beans, and broccoli all chopped up in it. Boiled fish—I buy blue fish by the tens of pounds—and I boil the bluefish with the skin and bones until its falling off the bones, then I take it all off the bones then I freeze it in the liquid, then it’s sort of gelatinous. They get that with every meal.And when he goes to the Plaza what does he like to eat? I brought his food. We don’t serve him table food.But I noticed he sat at the table and he was very well behaved. Oh yes, he’s like that. He’s just so regal.He seemed like an aristocratic human being. He is! Very polite. And also, they don’t want to poop in front of you. They’ll pee in front of you, but they want to go private when they poop. They’ll go behind a tree, under a bush—they’re very private when they poop. [Read more]

kind of obsessed with martha’s obsession: 

vanityfair:

Vanity Fair: What does he eat for regular meals?

Martha Stewart: I make his food. He eats either white or brown rice that’s steamed with peas, carrots, string beans, and broccoli all chopped up in it. Boiled fish—I buy blue fish by the tens of pounds—and I boil the bluefish with the skin and bones until its falling off the bones, then I take it all off the bones then I freeze it in the liquid, then it’s sort of gelatinous. They get that with every meal.

And when he goes to the Plaza what does he like to eat?

I brought his food. We don’t serve him table food.

But I noticed he sat at the table and he was very well behaved.

Oh yes, he’s like that. He’s just so regal.

He seemed like an aristocratic human being.

He is! Very polite. And also, they don’t want to poop in front of you. They’ll pee in front of you, but they want to go private when they poop. They’ll go behind a tree, under a bush—they’re very private when they poop.

[Read more]

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suicideblonde: Audrey Hepburn on the set of Breakfast at Tiffany’s, 1960.

suicideblonde:

Audrey Hepburn on the set of Breakfast at Tiffany’s, 1960.

Flickr / myhumblefash

sweetness (Taken with instagram)

sweetness (Taken with instagram)

<3 <3 

hankinsense:

Happy Valentine’s Day — I Love You in 100 Languages.

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